The return of College Football to video gaming has created a villain origin story we by no means anticipated. With seemingly everybody taking part in since launch it’s shortly emerged that the FCS Midwest Coyotes is everybody’s white whale, a problem of unreasonable proportions, and it’s created a hatred that runs deep.
When you begin a dynasty there’s a better-than-even likelihood your first recreation will probably be towards an FCS opponent, and since FCS faculties aren’t within the recreation they’re loosely mapped onto considered one of 4 made up groups. Three of them are cupcakes, hell I beat FCS Southeast 65-10 within the first recreation of 1 dynasty — however God enable you in case your first day out is towards the FCS Midwest Coyotes, since you’ll swear the sport is damaged.
The recreation tells you the Coyotes are a cupcake, 69 general opponent — however this can be a rattling lie. Everything this crew does is designed to make you hate life. Offensively they’ve a dual-threat quarterback with the arm power of Lamar Jackson, the pace of Michael Vick, and cross accuracy of Patrick Mahomes. D.J. Dillworth could be listed as a 76 general, however he’s the sport’s closing boss and also you face him instantly.
Let’s say you discover a technique to shut down their passing offense. Excellent. Now it’s important to take care of a star working again in Jasper Bracey, who boasts 87 pace, 90 agility, and 92 acceleration. The Coyotes don’t have any downside working him on toss gamers, and when you don’t stuff him within the backfield he’s taking it for 20+ yards each time.
This is all dangerous, however FCS Midwest discover a technique to be much more annoying
If Dillworth and Bracey aren’t sufficient to drive you nuts on their very own (and they’re) the Coyotes run a turbo no-huddle offense on each single down. You get no time to breathe as you endlessly audible, simply hoping you may have personnel on the sector that may get a cease — and also you in all probability received’t. FCS Midwest will rating on each single drive, and when you can’t match them the sport is over by halftime. Basically all you are able to do is pray key gamers get injured so you possibly can dangle within the recreation, and the aesthetic of us are attempting to construct applications from low-prestige faculties, not taking up FCS Midwest with a Top 25 crew.
The web is united in its hatred of this crew.
FCS Midwest has me within the partitions of Jericho bro I want this recreation by no means got here out
— Eddy Clicks (@SteadyE69) July 16, 2024
I’m about to lose to the FCS Midwest Coyotes…I’m so fired. #CFB25
— Austin (@AStheGOAT24) July 15, 2024
My son is doing a dynasty with Hawaii proper now and let me let you know FCS Midwest had that child in HELL final evening.
— Scott (@ScootnBoogie) July 17, 2024
FCS Midwest exist to interrupt you. Their whole motive to exist is to make you stop earlier than you begin taking part in. You generally is a participant who went 17-0 and received the Super Bowl on All-Madden by 40 factors, however FCS Midwest will destroy your life.
FCS Midwest is the worst crew on the planet.